I'm Not Saying I Hate You But I'd Unplug Your Life Support to Charge My Phone Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

This is what being real looks like.

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size